You have your camera bag urinated on by a hugh Rottweiler.
After your subject confirms that you're shooting just a head-and-shoulders portrait of him, while the two of you are standing next to a four-lane city street, he unzips his pants and starts urinating while still posing for pictures. At this point, you decide to back up and shoot with a longer lens, just to keep your shoes dry.
• Getting up off the grass after a great low-angle photo, you notice a horrible smell and realize that you've just been lying in a pile of dog sh!t for the past 15 minutes.
• During the coldest and worst blizzard of the century, when snowplows refuse to venture out and police warn everyone to stay indoors, you get sent out to drive around and shoot a few features.
• You're first on the scene of a bank robbery, and because you bear a similar description to the suspect, the arriving police assume the worst and draw their guns on you.
• The CEO of Goodyear asks if you want to go for a quick flight on his Lear jet.
• After a presser for Rolls Royce, the PR person asks which car you'd like to take for a spin.